Friday Funny: Diagnosis of Death

A guy comes home to find his dog in the yard, lying on its back
with its legs up. Horrified, the guy scoops his dog up and rushes to the vet.

The vet shakes his head and says very solemnly, "Sorry, but you've simply
got a dead dog."

The guy shakes his head and says, "Oh no, I want to a second opinion."

"Allright," says the vet. He opens up a cage. Out comes a lab retriever.

The lab walks around the dog, puts its paws on it, sniffs, and shrugs its
shoulders and goes back to its cage.

The vet says, "See, even the lab agrees your dog is dead."

The guy is beside himself. "Give me one more opinion, ok?"
The vet quietly nods and opens up another cage. Out comes
a cat. The cat walks around the dead dog, looks at it very
carefully, then shrugs and goes back to its cage.

The vet says, "See, the cat also believes your dog is dead."

The guy is resigned. He says, "Well, I guess my dog is dead. Ok, doc, what
do I owe you?"

The vet says, "$1500."

The guy exclaims, "$1500! Just to tell me I have a dead dog?!"

The vet replies, "Well, you're the one who ordered the lab work and the cat
scan."