I know it's not Friday

but a beginning of the week chuckle doesn't hurt either.

A dog went into a hardware store and said, "I'd like to apply for a job please."
"We don't hire dogs," said the store manager. "Why don't you go and join the circus?"
The dog looked at him in amazement and said, "What would the circus want with a plumber?"


Really, I am working on a serious post. Sort of. But I keep coming across this stuff in my search for the end of the internet...